Wednesday, September 17th, 2008...7:22 pm
Hookah Prose and Jokes
“Indian Chief Smoke-too-much”
There is a great sketch by Monty Python’s Flying Circus called
“The Travel Bureau ” Sketch :
Man enters travel bureau :
Travel agent : Hello, I’m “Bound-for-Adventure”.
Tourist to be : Hello I’m “Smoke-Too-Much”.
Travel Agent : Well….You’d better cut down a little then.
Tourist : What?
Travel Agent : I said, “Smoke-too-much so you’d better cut down a little then. I’ll bet you have people saying that to you all the time”.
Tourist : “Actually I never noticed it”.
Travel Agent : “Well, have you come to sign up for one of our adventure tours then?”
Tourist : (Goes into a 4 minute long monologue rant about typical British Tourists overseas).
Classic —————— ————–
Author Mark Twain quote on extreme smoking :
“Excessive smoking is when you smoke 2 cigars at the same time.
Lord Byron on hookah :
“Divine in hookah,
sublime in pipe,
When trimmed and tapered,
Sweet and ripe….”