Author: ModernNomad84

“Monty Python’s World’s FUNNIEST Joke” which wins the War for Great Britain & the Allied Forces!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IysnS5wO60g

So what does all this have to do with HOOKAH & SHISHA?

Here Come the Shisha SOLDIERS !!!!!!!! :

I MARSHALL my soldiers :

I load the ammunition :

I  dress them in armour for the comming battle:

 Are YOU too one of those?

I’m curious to know.

How many shisha smokers do as I often , and load a fright-load of shisha bowls while listening to great music, wrap them up in a nylon sandwhich bag and have your “troops” marshalled for all-out war?

T.¬† ¬†G¬†.¬† ¬†I.¬† ¬†F.¬†¬† Get read for a party! Do you actually think in your brain that by¬† the time the first shisha bowl is prepared you haven’t yet quaffed a beer? By the time its smoked, you could have had your third brew already! And one to say “cheers”. I can’t load anything (almost) after 4 beers, especially all¬† my different shisha flavours, punch holes without ripping the foil, etc.

So I always¬† like to have ready ammunition. Learned that at least in the army. Do you BUY 1 beer at a time, or a 6-pack? Thought so…Maybe even a case of beer, ice them down.

For me to get caught without a ready shisha bowl is like finding that you are out of hot water to shower with , or clean underpants.

Step 1  ready your bowls, step 2  put on some great music  step 3  take your good time filling the bowls step 4  put the foil on  step 5  make the holes, step 6 wrap  in a bag step 7 put in a ready container !

finished and enjoy yourselves!

Hookah 1

Every Dancing Fool¬†knows that “T.G.I.F.” stands for “Thank G-D Its Friday”. Party time? How about¬† putting a real live¬† party in your hookah?

No, not beer though you can, but it is going to foam up even more than milk and make it close to impossible to smoke.

People add various percentages of vodka or ¬†arak, ouzo, anis drink (all 3 the same drink) to the water in the bowl to give a kick to your smoking. I even added straight rubbing alcohol once to the water ( truely in the “name of scientific understanding”). It was nice too. You don’t need a lot to¬† add, and to each his own. 2%?. And what you are mainly getting are the dissapated alcohol fumes commin atcha giving the kick so maybe even Old Mad Dog would be nice & fruity tasting too!

You will soon be dancing!

Hookah 1

I ordered the new Bohemian smoked glass¬† “Heron” hookah¬† vase and am extremely happy with it.

(see the link below)

http://www.smoking-hookah.com/Products/Accessories/The-Bohemian-Glass-Base.asp

This vase comes in blue and green. (I am GREEN!)

It has a smoked glass finish  except for the trees below and the flying Herons with their very wide wingspans which are clear green or blue.

Just to check the ammount of water, I find that their is about an ounce or 2 more room in the vase compaired to the stadard “bell vase” This is a round vase and the glass is MUCH thicker with a very strong bottom.

I’m¬† enjoying so the look and feel of it.

Hookah 1

No more of the time  consumming hole punching!

Here is a great idea :

Combination of great ceramic bowl, personal wind cover which really holds the heat in well spread even indoors, and a metal precut with holes screen.-

I had read on one forum that the spring action shown here is poorly done, but I have had 2 of these for awhile and they work fine . I like the time saved on punching holes, and can pick the screen up to check the tobacco for any reason if I want. The personal cover is much  better than the large conventially known aluminum  cover for holding in heat and keeping the slightest of wind out when smoking outdoors, but also indoors I use it to save on coal since it hold the  heat that mostly escapes.

Good deal.

Hookah 1