Smoking a Hookah in the Bathroom of Your Cubicle Job: How to Puff Away While Getting Paid and What to Do If you Get Caught

Yes.¬† You’ve all thought about doing it.¬† Having a hookah at work

You say: “The british have their tea parties, why can’t we smoke a hookah?”

The answer is you can, and heres how.

  • Step 1: Buy a hookah
  • Step 2: Take it to work.
  • Step 3: Find a nifty little place in the bathroom where you can stash it during the day.¬† If you have a little cleaning supplies uper the sink or something, thats always a great place.¬† You might want to keep it in a trashbag during this time.
  • Step 4: Waste a few minutes of your time making a little sign that reads that the bathroom is closed and then sneak in with your hookah-friendly office mates and post the “Bathroom in service” sign on the door.
  • Step 5: Light up, have a fine time releasing the stress of the day.¬† Build some office moral!

And, just in case you get caught, you can always claim explain the health benefits of blowing off stress.  Enjoy!

Hookah Use Flares Up at Yale

Hookah use flares up at Yale

Staff Reporter

Hookah at YaleFriends sat together in a small, dimly lit dorm room in Calhoun College last weekend, chatting softly and passing a nargile hose from person to person. Each one took his turn inhaling the flavored smoke from the pipe as the familiar murmur of bubbling water and a subtle, fruity scent filled the air.

Eset Akcilad ’07 leaned back in his chair and released a series of carefully shaped smoke rings from his mouth.

For Akcilad and many other Yalies, the Middle Eastern tradition of smoking the Turkish water pipe (also known as hookah and hubble-bubble) has become a nightly ritual and social outlet. In residential colleges, in frats or at bars, nargiles are more and more frequently drawing friends together for relaxed conversation.

“It’s nice to invite people over and smoke with them,” said Akcilad, who bought his nargile in Turkey, where he lives. “It is a good way to meet people.”

Amanda Elbogen ’07, also a hookah owner, said she enjoys smoking the nargile because of it’s social nature and because it is relaxing and pleasant tasting.

“It’s exotic [and] a really good social activity,” Elbogen said. “It’s often associated with pot … a common misconception. For people who don’t smoke anything else, it’s ideal.”

The average nargile consists of a glass body connected to metal pipe device with a long hose. The top of the pipe has a bowl for holding a special type of frequently-flavored tobacco and a metal tray for catching stray ashes and embers. A liquid, usually water, is placed in the body and a special type of coal is placed over the tobacco.

“When you inhale, it draws air through the water which is connected to the part with the flavor,” said Akcilad. “The coal burns the flavor, and you get the smoke inside.”

The water inside the body cools and filters the smoke. Other liquids such as wine, milk and fruit juice can be used in place of water, each having a different effect on the smoke. The use of milk gives the smoke a smoother, milder taste, while wine has a much stronger affect on the head, Akcilad said.

While generally enjoyed in the privacy of one’s dorm room, hookahs are now seen frequently at fraternities and larger parties.

AEPi member Ian Bishop ’07 said his frat has a specially designated area for hookah smoking.

“Upstairs there’s like a social room … with three or four hookahs … if you want to get away from the hustle and bustle,” Bishop said.

Those students in the market for a nargile often search far and wide for moderately priced, aesthetically pleasing hookahs. Some students obtain their hookahs while living or traveling abroad, while others purchase them, as well as flavored tobacco and hookah accessories, from Web sites such as tulumba.com and onepercent.com. Hookah prices on these sites range from $65-$140.

Elbogen found her hookah, which has a green glass bowl decorated with a colorful floral pattern, during a trip to Jerusalem. She paid 150 shekels for it, which was about $40 at the time — a relative bargain compared to online prices.

“Last year I was in Israel in the back streets of Jerusalem [when] I came across an oasis of hookah vendors,” she said. “You have to find the hookah that fits your personality.”

While Akcilad said he usually purchases his tobacco in Turkey, a small grocery near College Wine sells a variety of flavors. He said his favorite flavor is banana mixed with apricot, while Elbogen said she and her friends prefer double apple.

Nargiles appeal to many non-smokers because most people believe smoking nargile tobacco is less harmful and addictive than smoking cigarettes, Akcilad said.

“I don’t smoke cigarettes, [but] I like the way smoke looks … it’s a really charming thing,” he said. “[A nargile] has more smoke and the same aesthetic value.”

According to Columbia University’s Health Services, few studies have been done on the difference in the health risks associated with cigarettes and nargile because the water pipe is a relatively new trend in the United States.

The flavored tobacco smoked by hookah users is approximately one-third tobacco and two-thirds fruit pulp, molasses, and sometimes honey, although the exact composition varies from brand to brand. The same toxins associated with the tobacco in cigarettes — including tar and carcinogens — are present in nargile tobacco.

According to the Columbia publication, “passing the smoke through water, as is done in a hookah pipe, may remove some compounds, but existing research documents that many toxins remain in water-filtered smoke.”

In addition, the effects of inhaling smoke from the burning fruit and molasses are currently unknown, the Web site said.

Although most recreational nargile users smoke less frequently than cigarette users, the threat of nicotine addiction nevertheless remains. The addictive compound in tobacco smoke is not fully filtered by the water, according to the site.

Despite health risks, Akcilad said he has noticed a significant increase in nargile usage on campus over the past year.

“Last year my room was a place where people would come and chill and smoke,” he said. “Now lots of my friends have bought their own.”

Although hookahs are often used in student rooms, smoking of any kind in Yale dorms is against Undergraduate Regulations.

A student who sets off a fire alarm using a hookah is subject to discipline, Branford Master Steven Smith said.

“The penalty for smoking a hookah is the standard fifty lashes with a wet noodle,” he said. “Setting off a smoke alarm, however, costs a trip to Ex-Comm.”

But dormitory regulations have not put a damper on the on-campus popularity of hookahs, which has coincided with the growing presence of nargile cafes, also known as hookah bars, in many American cities and abroad.

Ted Fertik ’07 said while most hookah bars in New York, especially in Manhattan, are “expensive and crappy,” he has found a smaller, more authentic place in his neighborhood.

Although nargile smoking has been popular in Turkey since the Ottoman Empire, it has made a comeback in Turkey in the past three to four years, especially among members of the younger generation, Akcilad said.

“Lately there has been kind of a self-orienting movement in Turkey [in which] the younger generation has been getting more in contact with traditions,” he said. “[Using nargiles] is one of these cultural waves that comes and goes.”

Hubble-Bubble, Narghile and More More More

Hubble-bubble (Nargile)

The Hubble-Bubble Narghile Pipe
 

Hubble-bubble, or Nargile is one of the oldest traditions in Turkey and has enthusiasts of all ages and sexes who find great pleasure in smoking it. The original nargile came from India, but it was rather primitive as it was made out of coconut shells. The basic idea was to remove the inside of the coconut and dip a straw in its shell. Its popularity spread to Iran, where the word “nargil” means coconut in Persian, and to the Arab world. However the hubble-bubble completed its evolution in Anatolia when brought in the 17th century and having become a very important part of coffee house culture, has not changed its style for the last few hundred years. Even today the hubble-bubble continues to give a special breed of smokers enjoyment.Turkish craftsmen engraved beautiful designs such as clear, white or colorful bottles that look as if they were made out of crystallized ice, or more common designs like fruit or flowers.

Rules were created even for lighting the hubble-bubble and, as one of the main pastimes of the male population in the society, the preparation of the hubble-bubble was ceremonious and deliberately prolonged, especially for the eldest male in a family. In order to beautify old Turkish houses, a special corner was put aside where the hubble-bubble was placed.

A hubble-bubble consists four parts: Body, bowl, tube and mouthpiece.

Body-G??vde: This is the part where the bowl is placed and is filled with water in order to cleanse filth created by the burning tobacco and also to absorb the nicotine. Some professional hubble-bubble smokers used certain fruit like sour cherries or grapes in their g??vde just to enjoy the motion it created in the water. The body is usually made of glass; however more elegant ones are made out of porcelain, silver or crystal and embellished with gold, silver or coral. These bodies formed a unique type of Turkish handcraft and were mostly decorated with floral motifs.

Bowl-L?ºle: A specially-formed plug of tobacco (t??mbeki) is put in the bowl, which is pierced and covered with a conical cap so that that the flame may be sheltered on windy days. T??mbeki is a special tobacco; not all tobaccos qualified for usage in the hubble-bubble, as only special dark, strong, and very high-nicotine tobaccos found favor with hubble-bubble enthusiasts. This tobacco was washed several times before use, as it was extremely strong. Only oak charcoal was to be placed on the top of the tobacco.

Tube-Marpu?ß: A long flexible hose attached to the pipe and air in the body part, is conveyed by means of this tube. A marpu?ß might be embellished with embroidery, beadwork or other woven handicraft art. There may be more than one tube so that two or more people can smoke together while chatting. Atop the pipe is a small metal tray to catch cinders.

Mouthpiece-Aƒüƒ±zlƒ±k: At the end of the tube (marpu?ß) there is a mouthpiece to inhale the smoke. Don’t puff as strongly as on a cigarette. Rather, suck the smoke gently and don’t inhale deeply. The sucking should generate pleasant bubbling sounds in the water, which is part of the fun.

All pieces of the hubble-bubble were produced by special craftsmen, whose jobs were named after the pieces they produced. The areas where these craftsmen used to concentrate are called by these names ‚Äì even today there is an area called Marpu?ß?ßular in Covered Bazaar.

Now Turks don’t have as much time to sit and smoke hubble-bubble as their fathers and grandfathers did years ago. Unfortunately, like most wonderful things from the past, the hubble-bubble suffered a decline with the availability of the cigarettes, which forever changed the way Turks use tobacco. However, recently hubble-bubbles have caught the interest of the new generation in Turkey in search of their history and traditions, and at coffee houses and recently the swiftly-spreading nargile caf?©s you can see many people enjoying this old pleasure.

In addition to young Turks, tourists who visit Turkey are attracted to the hubble-bubble and often buy them as souvenirs to take home to their family and friends. The new fashion is hubble-bubble flavored with strawberries, apples or cappuccino. It takes about an hour to smoke a pipe full of fruit tobacco, two hours for the stronger stuff. The smoke is noticeably cooler than cigarette smoke, and lightly intoxicating.

Old Turkish hubble-bubble lovers state that smoking a hubble-bubble is nothing like smoking a cigarette and also add “Cigarettes are for nervous people, competitive people and people on the run. When you smoke a hubble-bubble, you have time to think. It teaches you patience and tolerance, and gives you an appreciation of good company. Hubble-bubble smokers have a much more balanced approach to life than cigarette smokers.” As long as there is a need for company and friendship, as long as people want to stop and think, there will be nargile caf?©s” is one of the most popular sayings nowadays.

(thank you to http://www.mymerhaba.com/ for much of this information)

US Soldiers Smoking Some Shisha and Hookah in Iraq

Soldiers Smoking Hookah in IraqYou’ve got to love this. US Soldiers are smoking some shisha and a hookah out there in Iraq. I think that’s what they mean when they say “Cultural Understanding”. Although I think that it’s cool and all of them to be doing this, it would piss me off if this situation were reversed. Imagine Iraq was occupying the Good Ole’ US of A and all of the soldiers dropped into our Starbucks. I’d prolly lose my Chai Latte smile real quick.