Saturday, September 16th, 2006...12:23 am
Smoking a Hookah in the Bathroom of Your Cubicle Job: How to Puff Away While Getting Paid and What to Do If you Get Caught
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Yes.¬† You’ve all thought about doing it.¬† Having a hookah at work…
You say: “The british have their tea parties, why can’t we smoke a hookah?”
The answer is you can, and heres how.
- Step 1: Buy a hookah
- Step 2: Take it to work.
- Step 3: Find a nifty little place in the bathroom where you can stash it during the day.  If you have a little cleaning supplies uper the sink or something, thats always a great place.  You might want to keep it in a trashbag during this time.
- Step 4: Waste a few minutes of your time making a little sign that reads that the bathroom is closed and then sneak in with your hookah-friendly office mates and post the “Bathroom in service” sign on the door.
- Step 5: Light up, have a fine time releasing the stress of the day.  Build some office moral!
And, just in case you get caught, you can always claim explain the health benefits of blowing off stress.  Enjoy!
1 Comment
August 30th, 2007 at 9:59 am
lol
How to: Get fired from your job. 🙂
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