HomeMade “Fruit-Cake” Shisha

So our long time reader “Mr.Detroit Tiger” wrote a comment asking if anyone made made home-made shisha out of the 2 billion and 46 “XmasFruit-Cake” presents?

A simple recipe for fruit-cake shisha :

1)take one of your fruit-cakes (enough to feed all the hungry of the world for 5 years).

2) add 5% glycerine which you buy at the pharm

3) add some alchoholic booze

4) mix

5) acclimate  at least 8  hours or more until dry enough to smoke and liquid from the booze has evaporated.

6) fill yer bowl and smoke that fruit-cake shisha.

Heck, you’ve enough fruit there for 9 ,046 years of shisha.

Here is a great fruit-cake song not yet deleted of foul words

…you can stick that fruit-cake up your..”

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“Smoke smoke that cigarette”

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13 thoughts on “HomeMade “Fruit-Cake” Shisha”

  1. that’s telling them just where to stick that fruitcake.
    I would imagine that this fruit is mostly geletin, but if there is dried fruit, grind it up, add glycerine, honey and smoke.

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