Author: ModernNomad84

For this you’ ll need a servant, if you do it at home and aren’t at a lounge!

Servant bring on my hookah!

I did this with natural coals and had to get everything in sync.

I started by heating up the coals, and a “Smoking-Hookah.com” “Party Bowl” the biggest bowl on the market since I didn’t want to do it with just a litle shisha for the trial experiment. Took the bowl and also heated it , its pretty heavy.When the coals were ready I had to run and do a lot! Quick took the hot bowl, and filled it to the top but not to much so that the top wouldn’t scorch. Next came the coals which I put on the foil already had made before with holes but inverted upside down to keep the coals from rolling off and besides to do this with foil, and put it on a already heated ceramic¬† shisha bowl, I would probably get hot fingers! The hot bowl was to heat up the glycerine juices at the same time as simulteaneously smoking. In other words, a ready made party.I’m smoking “Abed El-Khader” strawbery also from Smoking-Hookah.com” which they bring from Jordan and I love al their flavours.

Well, the experiment was worth it! From the first toke I got pluming clouds of smoke and a big strong kick, too.

 

Sahib, you called?

Your Big Mac, Sahib

I found it! The “Lifeboat” sketch by Monty Python.(Where they try to decide who they must eat to survive. Its quite humourous)

(This photo is not in the video.)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rFDgSKbapzY

If you are American and do not care for British “humour”

Then here is a bit of ….. American¬† “Humor”

A.L. All American Boy !

http://youtube.com/watch?v=dtY6iJTHELU

Jealous?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1Y1cwKmRO0s

Hookah 1 (at the virtual Baseball game in Seattle,Washington Safeco Field Stadium)

So the soya thing¬† instead of water didn’t work, I put in so little soya milk and nothing else, it all bubbled up on me.

Again, I cleaned up the nargilah and the hose luckily Ithought to use my p.v..c washable.

I come back and put on a new plastic tip. Again a hassle!

In some cultures they don’t kiss, but rub noses. I want to be¬† ethnicly correct here so I won’t mention names.

But its like in the newest version of King Kong. The beautiful girl gets kissed, but NOT by that gigantic gorilla.

In case some famous actor whose last name starts with a “B” reads this and wants to sue me, his last ¬†name is the same as a once big city¬† in Poland before the G army killed most of its citizens. How did they manage to connect lips in that movie?

The only man in Hollywood who really does need to bob his nose won’t do it. He must be a great actor.

So about plastic tip covers for the hose.

¬†plastic…not just for steel

http://www.smoking-hookah.com/Products/Accessories/Mouth-Tips-(100pcs).asp

They always have this little ridge on them at the place where the plastic is extruded from its mold. And lips are sensative. Here is where I put my false teeth in and lightly rip that little ridge off!

This song is from the second Arlo Guthrie album which I bought in 1969 written by Steve Goodman RIP who died at age 27.

Which by chance I can show you the funniest scene ever of a movie from around 1978 I saw and got here on You Tube the clip.

Make sure you go to the train’s rest room before you watch!

“Silver Streak”

The Los Angeles to Chicago train !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R16gPne9bc

Hookah 1 (wearing my adult size disposable diaper until this clip  ends)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piUWIqWSthA

It will calm me down.

“City of New Orleans” (Name of another Chicago to New Orleans train)

Well I took this new carton of soya milk purposely non-flavoured out of the freezer, cleaned my hookah and pored it in. A colder smoke? Thicker smoke? I made sure to add only half the ammount¬† of soya milk since I knew it would bubble up, and I changed hoses¬† to one of my washable p.v.c. hoses since I’ve ruined a hose on coconut milk when that bubbled into it.

I put in some wonderful Al-Sultan  Banana-Milk flavoured shisha, and even this little bit is bubbling up like crazy and the shisha is starting to burn. So am I.

No more plastic cows for me. I’m going straight for a mammary right now to settle my hash!

And you may listen to THIS cow. One of the older (1969) Pink Floyd albums I had back then.

Don’t you all run at once.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atom_Heart_Mother_(suite)

“Breast Milky” by Pink Floyd :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Wifp9uXk8

Ya, “Ein Kleiner Nacht Musik” von Motzart? Nein!

Das ist der besser von Super Groupen “Apocalyptica” !

 @Bundevision Kontest.Apocalytica und solo singer Marta Jandova

Der Arabes Tuaragen Nord Afrika speilen mit a heartz

a heim zissche heim !

Apocalyctica und Linda Sundblad

“Far Away” the video

This song is NOT for the faint of heart .(That’ll get em all to watch)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TAj6SGLsdv0

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TAj6SGLsdv0

“Far Away” live :

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cL_vAh5CGns

They have some very heavy songs also with electric guitars and atomic war style drumming.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TAj6SGLsdv0 Musik !

Here is where I stop pelting you with my phoney German. Okay, I understand English and some Yiddish which has Hebrew and German mainly. The grammer is the same as German. And where do you think that English came from ? Poland. No ! If you happen to be in Poland and travel north to the Scandanavian countries you will find the population are almost all ancestors of the Vikings who conquered Poland, parts of Germany at times, raided England, France and North Scotland. From them is the base for English as they moved into a part of Germany and conquered the Anglo people. Then as the Anglos got footloose and conquered England, they were¬† later conquered by the Saxons . Each conquering culture considered themselves typical British citizens until 1160 when the Normans from the South of France conquered them in turn. They were led by…”William the Conquerer” who introduced those crazy ways of spelling many words in “New ” English with¬† all the Que stuff. Like Boef for beef or chateau for home and plateau, rocquefort . Hell buddy. Just give me a piece of cheese already “cuz Im Hungree”.Dig?

Vikings swinging cellos and slaying  their foes.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cL_vAh5CGns

Apocalytica “Quutamo”

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aFW7oTEqKgc

Take a look at this hookah.

(below)

Nothing new but train  your eyes on the tiny spaceship which landed on top of the hookah clay-tobacco bowl.

It sure wasn’t sent there by Moby!

This is a very user friendly hookah cover which is attatched to the top of the clay¬† bowl, keeps the coal heat in well of course and the wind out. Great for your comming fall (autumn) outings. You would not want to ignite all those fallen brown and extremely brittle leaves, dying for a¬†crystal humid drop of water¬†, but sundered already from their stem source and as the flying spark from YOUR HOOKAH charcoal jumps into a pile of dry leaves,¬† with their last bit of¬† chloraphyll they stretch in death’s first slow moments to kiss the flaming spark of charcoal and unite with it in a pyroteque of huge lava heat bursting skywards and burning down the forest.

(In which case you better get your ass and hookah supplies in gear quick, jump in your 4X4  and drive as fast as you can for the nearest Canadian border crossing or you will not be smoking hookah in the State Pen!)

¬†¬†¬†¬† In short, make this a worthwhile investment, and get¬† one of thes small wind cover appuratus dingers.You will see that the price of it will be nullified in your energy savings .(“Its the coal……ot”)

Fein, a gutteh zach shmeken der wasserpeipf ! Mitmachen?

A sheineh blubberauch, ya?  :

(a pretty hubbly bubbly,yeah?)

Now, I am not going to tell you where I got these great photos. You probably think off of Google Search? Then you won’t¬† find them. I often go to Google in Arabic where I can actually “read” the photo section in Arabic, and for some strange reason, you will find many people from Germany who have travelled the world put up photos. And if you can’t read the Arabic like me, then you will understand that a “WasserPeipfe” is a “WaterPipe” Vershteindt? Ya, Alles Gut.If not the photo will suffice.

The chess table hookah. I learned chess at age 15 and loved it, though I was not at all a good player. Too boring, since my head (I don’t want to bore you ).

This table of inlaid wood chess board and hookah may be purchased at $500.00 each with high class hookah included, you are getting this at a very good price and can now take advantage of the United States Federal Reserve’s new plan to lower the rate of inerest–why ,its easy to pay for in 24¬† monthly installments. As simple as stealing a block of ice from Antarctica .

¬†¬†¬†¬† Which reminds me, no foolin’ I have a box of soy milk in my freezer which I am planning to put into the water glass bowl, but I’ll bet its frozen solid by now!

Arreviderci Ciao “Hukatus Uno”