Where do you buy a hookah and tobacco?

Some of us buy, if they have the luxury to be near an “Ethnic store” their hookahs and tobacco mu’assel there from store owners they know and come back to with faulty hookahs or stale tobacco shisha.
The variety is far from as large and varied as theonline stores, but its maybe a bit cheaper, and maybe close by.
If not, you can go on the www/searchengine , write in “hookah” and you’ve got the gigantic listing of pages of many shisha companies online.
No wonder almost all the companies names start with the word “Hookah”
Hookah Master.com
HookahCompany.com,Hookah4Less.com
Smoking-Hookah.com (vive’ la differance’)
HookahshishaCentral.com
Fumari(whata).com
Hookah Hub. com
Hukah Mafeesh.com
Gefilteh-Fish.com (a “small” fish joke.)
EastCoastHookah.com (Authentic company)
WestcoastHookah.com (Authentic company)
TheSouthWillRiseAgainHookah.com (sorry, its Friday)
NorthernLightsHookah.com(its still Friday)

Let me say right here :
in Alaska,the Arctic Circle,Greenland, and Hibbing or Duluth Minnesota you should not smoke your hookah at the beach.Ever.
In the winter you will have a coooool cold smoke, but it will freeze in 4 minutes or less.

In the summer the mosquitos of the north are as big as fruit bats and wombies sometimes. They must be related to zombies too, since a bite from them and they draw a lot of blood,”blood bro”.
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Hookah Table 4 Safe Smoking

We talked about some safe smoking tips, like putting aluminum foil under the whole hookah area, not pulling too hard on the hose (bad,bad), making a non-tip base for your hookah….. or did we?
Actually, it was mentioned, but not as a special post not yet.
Of course, you might like to invest in this great simple colored plastic bowl-base.Non slippng and a perfect fit , there are small, and large sizes custom made
http://www.smoking-hookah.com/Store/Hookah-Accessories.asp
its at the bottom of he page “hookah protector”

. To make your own base for a non-tip hookah” tip” simply take a sturdy carton and draw around the bottom of your base, cut. You can have as high a box as you want, but 3 inches might be fine, or make of plywood, paint ,design and cut.
Mine sits on the 3 tiered glass table I have with a electric light on top . I had the table already. The 3 tiers are step sized. Small tier on top, second tier step bigger and the 3rd even wider with a brass metal magazine holder that happened to be a few m”m wider than my hookah base! Just dumb luck. I got it free from my sister who dumped it on me to try saving space in her house.
Try going to “Salvation Army” and “Goodwill” stores, buy a cheap table, cut a hole custom for your bowl size and nail some wood underneath to sink it 3 inches below the level of the table.
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Hookah Smoking Caterpillar

So as a hookah smoker, our little claim to fame is the Hookah Smoking Caterpillar that we all know and love from Alice in Wonderland. So, what better is there to do than to make a banner out of it and remind us all of when we were three years old and had no idea what Lewis Caroll was talking about.

hookah smoking caterpillar

If you want to see this banner in action, you can spin on over to out forum and see it and write to us and let us know how much you love hitting the Hookah. Until then, be like the Hookah Smoking Caterpillar and smoke smoke smoke.

Hookah Buy

So you wanna good hookah buy?  A lot of people are out there hitting the hookah lounges and wishing they could find a good hookah buy so they ould have one of their own to share with friends and the occasional cool family member.

If you are in the market for a fancy hookah that is a good price, and works well, then there are a few things you should look for when you purchase a hookah.  My top three list of things to look for to ensure you get a good hookah buy are as follows:

  1. Choose the right size.¬† Bigger is usually smoother, and small travels easier.¬† If you aren’t sure which to go for, check out my blurb on the subject here.
  2. Get a second opinion.  You may really think that the grateful dead flowery hookah is great, everyone else may not.  Remember, you have to share so get a 2nd opinion.
  3. Make your first hookah buy a memorable experience and buy the charcoal (quick lighting), lots of shisha, and make a bang out of it.  If you would prefer to make your own shisha, you can check out some recipes here.  And hell, if you want to make your own charcoal you can do that too and read up on it at our forum here.
  4. Ok, so this turned out to be four things, but I felt like I should add in that if you are truly looking for a hookah, there is no place better to buy than eBay.¬† And, I’ve made it simple by putting together a specific search that shows only hookah stuff that is all under ten bucks.¬† Can you believe it?¬† Run on over and check it out now…

Enjoy yourself, and make sure to have a great first Hookah Buy.